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Being a porn site, it was only a matter of time before we addressed this question. Every guy wants to see how he compares to others in terms of penis size. Why the curiosity? Because penis size is purely genetic and (falsly) thought of as a quantitative measure of one's manhood. Since penis size is directly correlated with female pleasure, a large penis is just one of those building blocks necessary when constructing a real man.
That being said, does size matter? Yes, it does. However, the more important question is does size dictate the pleasure you can give a woman? That answer is no. Penis size is only a slice of the pie. Other crucial factors must be taken into account and are the difference between a Casanova and a casa-nothing.
Foreplay
Good foreplay technique is simply a basic necessity in intercourse. In the same way Nascar drivers keep their tires warm, you have to make sure your girl is aroused and stays that way. Size and shape become totally irrelevant if your partner is dry and un-aroused. Turning a girl on is more than just a psychological factor. You're physically turning on her sex organs for intercourse.
- She'll begin to secrete a lubricant designed to ease reduce friction and pain.
- Increased blood flow to the clitoris will cause it to become erect and more exposed to physical stimulation causing increased pleasure.
- The coveted "g-spot" increases in size from a dime to approximately a quarter.
Woman
It's scientifically proven that, on average, black men are larger, asian are smaller and caucasian are in between. We're all very aware of it at this point. What is ignorantly assumed, however, is that the women are all the same. If the men across races are anatomically different, wouldn't it be naïve, and a bit chauvinistic, to assume that the women aren't. In fact, women's vaginal depth across cultures are in high correlation with the penis size of their male counterparts. It makes perfect evolutionary sense that the males of a given ethnicity, on average, possess a penis of a size that provides their partner maximum pleasure.
Comfort
It may sound far-fetched, but a woman will experience a significantly less pleasurable orgasm if she’s feeling uncomfortable in her current setting. Yeah, it’s a bitch to do, but it pays off. Here are some tips to remember
- Make sure your room looks and smells clean. No laundry on the floor or food on the table and give the room a nice spritz of Febreeze or incense
- Make sure your bathroom is spotless and extra supplies of toiletries are stocked. A big factor in how comfortable she feels and if she wants to stay the night is the cleanliness of your bathroom.
- The sheets should be new and *ahem* no white stains
- Keep a fan in your room. You never know if the horizontal tango will get too sweaty.
Penis Size
The final element, I won’t even attempt to deny, is penis size. Yes, size does play an important role. The penis must be long and thick enough to stimulate the proper areas. A penis that is too large, however, will create an uncomfortable pressure that doesn’t feel good for the woman and, in turn, doesn’t allow for full stimulation for the man. That being said, what is the average penis size? Without categorizing race, these are the average penis dimensions:
Length: 5 – 5.5 inches
Girth: 4.5 – 5 inches
These averages are not the result of a single study, rather the combined results of several studies in the field. So there you have it. Size does matter, but it’s not the only thing that matters.
When it comes to pleasuring a woman, there are so many factors that come into play that reducing it to a simple measurement of size is bastardizing the art. It takes more than a hammer to build a house, more than a motor to have a vehicle and more than a penis to make a woman moan.
“Safe sex is great sex. Better wear a latex cuz you don’t want that late text. That ‘I think I’m late’ text”
So I just read an article about a German company developing a spray on condom. You insert your manhood into a tube and it gets sprayed from all directions, coating it a protective rubber. I'll start by saying I'm all in favor of newer, more efficient technology. If scientists can make something easier to use and more reliable, then I'd have no problem giving them funding. This initiative, however, won't really get my support. People already manage to fuck up when using regular condoms. Do you expect them to handle it better when they have to graffiti their dick?
I think the money spent on spray on condoms should go to teaching a society who can easily roll up the rim on their coffee cup if it means winning a RAV-4 but really phone it in when it comes to rolling down a condom to prevent transmitting an STI (sexually transmitted infant). And these are the people who are expected to properly cover their pecker with a spray?
I don’t doubt that it’s innovative, but if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. Condoms are effective as it is. Why do we need to complicate the scene with cheap gimmicks. If the girl wants some texture, slap on one of those studded rubbers and prod that bitch like a cob of corn going into chocolate pudding.
What about you guys? Would you give spray on condoms a try? I’m hesitant to entrust such a big thing to a spray. Vapor happens to be the physical form I trust least. I’ll trust solid, liquid and even plasma before I trust particles in the air to fight off my little soldiers.
Cool Hand Luke
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In this job, I end up watching porn all day both for article ideas and searching for new content. I must say, it's becoming quite easy to turn off its appeal. Has this happened to you? Can you just tune out a pair of silicone fun bags rhythmically bouncing right in front of your face?
I digress, this post isn't about how we become desensitized to commercial porn; rather, why is celebrity porn so appealing?
Riddle me this, if both Kirsten Dunst and Eva Angelina release/leak a 3 minute sex scene, which would you be first to download? Why is a moderately attractive celebrity way hotter than a smoking porn star?
I'll tell you why. It's for the same reason your cute friend finally sleeping with you is infinitely better than hiring a hooker. A porn star comes on screen and after 3 minutes of painfully monotone dialect, she's totally naked and is doing anything from a blow job to a rim job. A celebrity, on the other hand, is a person you follow and whose emotions you share in. You were there when Kirsten smiled in the rain after kissing an upside down Spider-Man. You were there when Kirsten smacked tennis balls around wearing a short skirt in
Steak will always be better than hot dogs, Ferraris will always be better than Suzukis and celebrity porn will always be hotter than porn star porn.
If you could see a sex tape of any celebrity, which would it be?
Cool Hand Luke
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Everyone has their limits when it comes to the porn they watch. Over my years of surfing the internet, I've encountered some messed up videos. Here's my list of the top 5 most non-arousing genres of porn.
Scat - erotic arousal from acts of defecation or ingesting a partner’s feces.
I think this would be at the top of most peoples' lists. I'll never understand how a guy can get a boner from something whose smell leads to a physiological gag reflex. I wonder if there are rules when it comes to poopie porn? What's the ideal consistency, color or texture? Are poo porn stars on a strict "no corn" diet?
Snuff - a sexual act that involves the death of a partner.
Yes, you understood that correctly. It's commercial availability remains to be somewhat of a myth but there have been instances of people practicing this in real life. Armin Meiwes (aka Der Meztgertmeister, Master Butcher) put an ad out on the internet in German that read: "Looking for a well-built 18 to 30-year-old to be slaughtered and then consumed." A man approached Armin and consented to be killed in this final act of eroticism. Armin cut off the man's penis, sautéed it (he claimed it was too tough). The result was a burnt penis that was fed to the dogs. The sex slave, hopped up on schnapps and sleeping pills, was stabbed repeatedly in the throat. There's nothing left of his body because, when the "sex" was over, Armin ATE HIM!!! The German metal group Rammstein later wrote a song based on Armin (Mein Teil).
Hairy - a woman who abstains from shaving her arms, legs, armpits or (mainly) pubic region.
I get fully grossed out when I find a hair in my soup. So you can just imagine how I’d feel when I find ten thousand hairs in a fish taco. I salute the brave men who must go down there, bite the bullet and give Chewbacca a French kiss. If feminists had their way, guys would be coughing up more hairballs than cats.
Diaper - one partner wears a diaper and pretends to be an infant while the other plays the role of a caretaker
How is this not one step away from incest? The goal of this eroticism is to accurately reproduce a scenario where an innocent infant is coaxed into engaging in a sexual act. Are we to assume that these people find baby behaviors sexually arousing? When you look at an adorable baby laughing as he makes a fluffy in his diapers and you get a boner, please move far away from my neighborhood.
Emotophilia - involving gagging and/or vomiting.
From my experience, vomiting and gagging is where the arousal comes to an absolute halt. When that drunk flirty chick runs off your lap to go yak, she stops being hot. When your girlfriend is going down on you and she suddenly starts gagging and turns red, she stops being hot. If that increases your desire to ram a cock in her then you might have some built up hostility towards your girl that needs to be worked out. That's my list.
Do you have a list of your own? What are your top 5 unwatchable porns?
Cool Hand Luke
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